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A Proper Burger Spot

Classic comfort, but make it Proper. We’re serving up sizzling smash burgers, crispy tenders, and golden beef fat cooked fries—each bite crafted to perfection. Our retro vibes meet modern tastes, creating an experience that’s anything but average.

Address

712 Main Street, Houston, TX 77002

Hours

Monday – Wednesday: 11am – 8pm

Thursday – Saturday: 11am – 11pm

Sunday: Closed

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Our Menu

BURGERS

A Proper Smash

$14
American Cheese, Proper Burger Sauce, Dill Pickle, Caramelized Onion

Thicc Cut Bacon Cheeseburger

$15
Neuskie's Thick Cut Bacon, American Cheese, Proper Sauce

Make It A Combo

+$7
Add Classic Beef Tallow Fries + Soda Can of Your Choice or Bottled Water

Propercue

$14
Brisket, Carolina Gold Sauce, Bread & Butter Pickles

CHICKEN

Chef Mike's Fried Chicken Sammie

$14
Crispy Marinated Boneless Chicken Thigh, Boursin Ranch, Mike's Spicy Hot Honey Mayo, Bread & Butter Pickles

Chicken Tenders

$14.50
4pc Breaded Fried Chicken Tenders with Side of Fries, 1 Choice of Sauce: Ketchup, Mustard, Boursin Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Proper Sauce or Mike's Hot Honey Mayo,

FRIES AND SIDES

Classic Beef Tallow Fat Fries

$6
Served with ketchup

Spicy Queso Fries

$8
Served with Hatch Chili Queso

Beer Battered Onion Rings

$8

Children 12 and Under Only

Kid Proper Burger

$10
3 oz. Angus Certified Beef Patty, American Cheese, Served with Fries

Kid 2PC Tenders

$10
Served with Fries, One Choice of Sauce: Ketchup, Mustard, Boursin Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Proper Sauce

FLOATS

Orange Soda

$6.50

DR. Pepper

$6.50

Root Beer

$6.50

Classic Coke

$6.50

All Floats made with Vanilla Ice Cream